February 2012
4 tags
When a bitch that you don't like says hi to you
You’re thinking
But you try to be nice
She starts talking and you’re like
And you can’t take it anymore so you’re like
“send me a ♥ if you like my blog *”
– (via fuckingirlswag)
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
living-in-1llusi0n asked: You're beautiful Jereton <3
me: Everyone is beautiful no matter what, okay?
me: Except me, I don't count.
You see the stars, you try and catch one.
My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
Distance means so little when someone means so...